Privacy Policy
Last updated: May 18, 2026
What We Collect
We collect two things:
- Email addresses — when you join the waitlist. That's it. No name, no company, no phone number.
- Analytics data — via Umami, a privacy-first analytics tool. Page views, referrers, and device type. No cookies. No personal data. No cross-site tracking.
How We Store It
Email addresses are stored in a flat file on our server. No third-party database. No CRM. No marketing platform. We don't have the infrastructure to leak your data at scale — by design.
Umami analytics data is processed by Umami Cloud. They don't use cookies or collect personal data. See Umami's privacy policy for details.
What We Don't Do
- We don't sell your data. Period.
- We don't share your data with third parties.
- We don't use cookies.
- We don't track you across sites.
- We don't run ads.
Data Requests
Want to know what we have? Want it deleted? Email us at privacy@boringdocs.com. We'll respond within 48 hours.
Changes
If we update this policy, we'll post the new version here with a revised date. No notifications, no banners. Check back if you care.